Facebuhk: The Online Adventures of my ChickensOnce upon a time, there was a science fiction author named Alyx, also known to her friends as Rattie. After being horribly upset by a W 5 episode regarding the hellish living conditions factory chickens endure, she swore to never again buy eggs (eventually she vowed to never eat chicken again as well). As a result, she bought her own chickens, assuming they would be brainless little lawn ornaments, and when they stopped laying, she would eat them.